The damn bird, Caius, perched eagerly against one of the icicles covering the floor. He would not be helpful, not that Saleos thought he would be at all. A quick glance over to the bird indicated that much. Jason gripped tightly his tome for spell-slinging and was beginning to enjoy the slimy vines of the spine that occasionally wrapped around his arm.

This floor was fucking miserable but the Jungle Fury was ready for any and all things. ”Yo, if you have any tank friends. Might be a good idea to have ‘em stop by.” He almost wished he had a different pet, a more helpful one, that could take damage and he could heal it up but that wasn’t in the cards for them quite yet.

After their break, Saleos took a step towards a new tile and watched kingrex before two large albino boards with icicle tusks stomped their way into their field of sight. ”Make this shit a game? You take the right one and i’ll take the left?”

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”What the fuck?” He gave Rex the worst of looks, this fucker was absolutely mental. ”Bitch, i’m a fucking spellslinger. Fuck off with that bullshit, make friends with a tank and that would make this a hell of a lot easier.” He roared, flustered with the ignorance and arrogance of his not-friend but battling partner. Saleos tugged on his cape, trying to embrace as much warmth as he possibly could as they maneuvered through the arctic terrain with such a miserable look on Saleos’ face.

”You know, you make a lot of gay ass comments. Is that what you want Rexxiepoo? A big tusk jammed up inside of you?” Laughing at the thought, Rex was for sure a power bottom with a penchant of barking orders to hit it just right. His eyes wandered over to the barrage of attacks being unleashed by Rex’s new weapon, Saleos had the competence to continue but he had to watch Rex for a second and admire the tenacity the player had to ensure he always had the best and newest weapons available to him.

The tome began to wiggle in his arms, the other boar (his enemy) stomped closer attempting to began a sort of charge over to the Jungle Fury. ”In your fucking dreams, bud.” His incantation started as the verdant sprouts began to wiggle their way through the icy floors springing to life with a mighty crack snaring the boar’s legs causing the animal to slow down and take some damage, exactly the way that Saleos had wanted.

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”Someone has all the tricks, huh.” Saleos was somewhat shocked how versatile the other’s kit was, hoping that the Jungle Fury would have a similar sense of ease when he received more of his skills. For this moment though, Caius looked down and felt pity for his partner, the great hornbill swooping down from his perch to use his giant bill to peck at the eyes of the boar that was attacking Saleos. A quick nod and a telepathic thank you was enough for Saleos to continue as he leapt back bringing some space between the Jungle Fury and the beast. ”Yeah, you fucking wish.” He teased, there was so much aggression with the other that it was so much fucking fun to poke the damn bear. ”You gotta find us some, maybe if you stopped being such a fucking jack ass. You wouldn’t end up just --” That’s what he got for not paying attention. The boar whipped his tail, the ice thistles slammed right into Saleos as he felt the damage diminish his health by just a little bit.

”Fuck off.” He roared, a bit embarrassed by his cocky he was while raising a single hand up into the air. Two large green orbs began to spin counterclockwise growing in size as he flung both over to the boar hoping to at least daze the damn pig for a little bit so he could re-group. He wondered if he could use the vines as whips, deciding this would be the best time to experiment of new tactics of getting work done.

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kingrex

This felt like the right time for some of his new tricks. Saleos wiped the ice off of his beginner armor, more for the boost of courage it would give him than anything else, to reset the mind to absolute victory. He would never tell Rex that the dude was lowkey a bad ass. So was Jason but in a different manner. He hadn't had the same arsenal and a part of him did wish he had a grenade of some sort.

Saleos regrouped and ran over to Rex as Rex's boar tried a secondary rush and Saleos' boar, from all the damage looked incredibly enraged. "Check this out." The user began a new incantation as his vine-bound tome opened wide as the two enemies began closing in on the party of two. Various flying beetles and insects began to spout from the pages creating a quick dome-like area of protection pushing both boars away from them before the insects split in half and began to swarm around the enemies, poking and proding them to slowly do nature damage over time. 


The boar's winced out as Saleos' boar dropped from the onslaught of damage from both Rex and himself. The good news? Now it was just a single boar standing in there way.

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kingrex