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Jun 6, 2017 21:24:59 GMT -5
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Post by akeno on Jun 6, 2017 21:24:59 GMT -5
With the most childlike expression of supressed chuckling glee, The Cannibal turned her face towards the commando. With her lips pursed tightly, and most of her face wound up, trying to contain the laughter that was bubbling to the surface, a hand reached up to cover her mouth... And then the explosion went off.
"HAH!" Akeno exploded into laughter, "YOU? A-A-AND YOU?!" The Cannibal first pointed at the girl in front of her, and then her guild leader, feeling the hysterical feeling bubble up inside her chest like a volatile chemical reaction gone wrong. Uncontrollable. "Oh, honey, I feel bad for you!" She sputtered amidst her laughter towards the fellow pink haired girl. Not the kindest thing to say, but her manners were most often less than civil. Turning her gaze back towards the commando, she added, "So when's the baby due, ahh?!" Truly, a girl without filter.
Really, she was driving herself insane. More insane than he already was. She walked around, every few moments leaning to slap her knee, a hand locked around her stomach as it ached. Truly, the most surprising of comments were the most hilarious, and she was living this hilarity to it's fullest.
"Oh, gun guy, ohhhhh goodness..." She panted, looking up, eyes flickering between the two of them again, spurring on another eruption of relentless cackling. "AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, oh goodness, I'm sorry! I'm cryin' over here, phew..." She whipped her eyes, trying hard to contain herself, as not to get a bullet in the brain. But how difficult it was.
That had really caught her off guard. She meandered over to Wonton, kneeling beside the wolf girl and petting the little pup's head, trying to distract herself, not to pain herself with any more laughter.
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Jun 6, 2017 22:05:51 GMT -5
Post by papilion on Jun 6, 2017 22:05:51 GMT -5
'cause tonight's the night
the world begins again Everyone's reaction to her declaration was priceless. She heard Carlo coughing loudly from the kitchen and smirked. He didn't say anything against it or had any real violent reactions to the status of their relationship, so she assumed it meant that he didn't mind her saying it that way. Even if he was trying to pretend not to hear it, she knew very well that he did. Drakka's reaction was just as amusing, and just as expected. After all, neither of them really did anything affectionate in the few minutes they've been here. If anyone caught whiff of their relationship, they'd either be mind-readers or something. "Let's just say a lot happened and leave it at that," she said, not eager to get into details with someone she just met. The one who really took the trophy in wildest reaction was Akeno. Naomi chuckled a bit when she started pointing at the two of them, looking like she was in complete disbelief and hysteria. Grinned when she gave Naomi her sympathies. Not like she really needed it, but it was funny to be given those. Then when she started mentioning babies in the midst of her laughter, Naomi's face immediately turned bright red as she choked on air. "W-what?! There's no baby! Is that even a - can you even - what? No!" She supposed that was what she got as karma. When Carlo warned her about his guildmates, she should've taken him more seriously. kingrex drakka akeno
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Jun 7, 2017 18:48:49 GMT -5
Post by kingrex on Jun 7, 2017 18:48:49 GMT -5
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 | Seriously it was a fucking miracle Rex hadn't just exploded and lost his fucking shit on all of them. The usually very sensitive and violent soldier was grinding his teeth hard enough you could nearly hear his molars crack under the pressure. He SOMEHOW managed to keep his cool, not saying a damn word even though he should have been beating Akeno's face in at this point....
Instead he kept himself busy in the kitchen, looking like a tatted up rejected stay at home husband, flipping the large slabs of meat to cook evenly on their other side in the pan. He again moved for the fridge, pulling it open and giving a grim and dangerous look towards the women, “...Keep it up Akeno and I'll make sure you don't eat for days.” He threatened, having finally lost control and spat a bit of hate.
He'd grab a bag of sliced cheese, something leafy, and some other condiments placing them on the island in the kitchen. Being the cheap ass he was, and not wanting to even consider doing something as mundane as dishes in a fucking video game, Rex unwrapped some paper plates they'd be eating on sooner or later and put them at a side as well...
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Jun 7, 2017 22:45:04 GMT -5
Post by drakka on Jun 7, 2017 22:45:04 GMT -5
When she had started the conversation, Drakka had honestly not expected to be so amused by the way it had gone. Just like quite a few of her expectations, she had gotten way more than she thought she was going to get, and for once she was feeling pretty happy about it! You know, if her constant laughter throughout this whole scenario wasn't making it obvious enough! The wolf pup was struggling slightly as she squeezed it and tried desperately to not explode like Akeno, Rex was definitely not going to like this one bit, and she had enough...repeat...to at least not babble like Akeno. Even in her amusement, she hissed and felt her ears heat at Akeno's particularly adult joking, " Akeno! That's fucking freaky! How the hell is anyone supposed to do anything!? We're in a game!" Still, this brief interruption wasn't enough to completely break Drakka away from her amusement, and she felt it bubble back up as she realized Rex hadn't quite come out to confront the terrible, terrible conversation going on one room away. " Hey, Rex! You plan on hiding in the kitchen forever or something? I may have furry ears but even I know you're hearing this shit!" kingrex akeno papilion
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Jun 10, 2017 0:01:37 GMT -5
Post by akeno on Jun 10, 2017 0:01:37 GMT -5
The Cannibal continued containing her explosive chuckles with the helpful distraction of Wonton. The wolf pup pranced around in excited circles on the wolf girl's lap, sniffing about, blind eyes wide open. The Cannibal had, as expected, listened little to the reactions of her guild mates in response to her hysterical outburst. Psh, the commando couldn't keep her from eating. She could just take a walk through the city if she needed a snack.
"Oooombaaaah..." Raising her chin and widening the gape of her eyelids, The Cannibal puckered out her lips and spoke a meaningless uttering in a deep tone. This was directed at Wonton, seemingly forgetting about her companions around her, mesmerized by the flopping of his furry little ears. Her crazed, amused expression, while unseen by the pup, seemed to be felt by it.
Hearing the odd noise, the little wolf pup hopped joyfully from the wolf girl's lap onto The Cannibal in a less than graceful way. The careless hop was probably not too comfortable for the wolf girl's lap, as the blind pup had decently sized claws.
Rolling backwards onto the ground, Akeno rolled playfully with the pup, soon losing control of the animal as it quickly wandered itself through it's own darkness. Finding the stairs far quicker than she expected, Wonton soared away, The Cannibal soon following suite, her bare feet slapping against the flooring.
"Get back here, beh-beh wolfie!"
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Jun 10, 2017 4:31:20 GMT -5
Post by papilion on Jun 10, 2017 4:31:20 GMT -5
'cause tonight's the night
the world begins again Naomi rubbed her face with a hand, hiding the embarrassed expression on her face and trying to calm down her agitated nerves. Akeno was just trying to get a reaction out of her, and unfortunately for her it was working very well. The teasing wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't immediately gone for an over-the-top question like having babies. When Drakka called Carlo out, egging him on to come out here, she was more than happy to share the attention. Even though she knew that it was her fault, and she did feel a bit sorry to have dragged her new boyfriend into the mess she made. Just a bit. Worse, she watched as Akeno and Drakka played with the small wolf, giving it lots of attention. It looked pretty calm, but she kept imagining it suddenly running wildly around the room. And as if on cue, the little wolf and Akeno began to roll around playfully, it left the woman's grasp and began wandering out towards the stairs. Naomi froze, moving away from it hurriedly as she watched it disappear around the corner. Akeno followed after him, calling for her pet. For all of Carlo's threats earlier, it completely fell on deaf ears. She just hoped the animal didn't start peeing anywhere or biting furniture. With a sigh, she moved towards the couch and sat down on it herself. "So I haven't heard your story of how you met Rex," she said, glancing curiously at Drakka. kingrex drakka akeno
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Jun 11, 2017 4:34:26 GMT -5
Post by kingrex on Jun 11, 2017 4:34:26 GMT -5
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| “I ain't jokin' Akeno! You break somethin' up there, and I'll fucking kill yeah for real!” Rex snapped as the woman played like a damn toddler with the wolf-pup, disappearing for the stairs. He'd just finished up his sandwiches, layering the meaty munches with cheese and leafy greens before moving towards the living room where his girlfriend and Drakka were.
He'd place a plate of sandwiches somewhere between them, obviously offering food for the both of them if they were hungry enough to try a soldier's cooking. With a hand on his hip he'd make sure to interject before Drakka had time to tell the story of how they met, “She was begging and crying like a real damsel in the forest...You shoulda seen what those goblins were doin' to her!” Rex lied, grinning with sharp teeth.
“So bein' the hero I am, I came in to save the day...She hasn't stopped following me since then, kinda cute, huh?” Sam was obviously one of Rex's favorite people to try and tease, just like a younger sibling. She probably spit some hell back at him, and the soldier would merely laugh it off in his raspy tone before moving to grab his drink from the kitchen.
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Jun 11, 2017 15:35:37 GMT -5
Post by drakka on Jun 11, 2017 15:35:37 GMT -5
Drakka only watched Akeno a little longer as she raced away like the little psycho she was, honestly, she was more saddened by the loss of the wolf pup that Akeno's rambling. She supposed they'd be back soon, then perhaps they'd see whether she was going to be killed or not...Drakka's had the bet that yes, she was going to ruin something. Papilion's question was simple enough for her to answer, and she shrugged, " Ehh, it was a quest and-"...and of course now of all times Rex decided to join the conversation, cause you know, that was Rex's thing. The most offended look crossed her face until she snorted as he finished up, " Yeah, maybe when hell freezes over I'll be a damsel." She grumbled before stopping and cooking a thumb at Rex, " Don't mind him, apparently he's a bastard today. It was a stupid little quest and he decided to join in, hell if I know why." Her face twitched into a sneer, " Ok, maybe he saved me from one attack but I think I one-upped that. Idiot tried to blow himself up with the big boss, I nearly got blown up saving the fucking guy!" In her rant, she seized a few sandwiches and started stuffing her face, momentarily breaking her words but getting right back into it, dropping her voice a little a Rex left momentarily, " He's a...friend...at least on my list, and he fights well, so I'm sticking around. That's all." kingrex akeno papilion
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Jun 11, 2017 17:56:58 GMT -5
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Jun 11, 2017 17:56:35 GMT -5
Post by akeno on Jun 11, 2017 17:56:35 GMT -5
"KILL ME, YA DUMMY, I DARE YA!" Akeno shouted from the upstairs, as the commando FOOLISHLY dared to even fathom the thought of starting conflict with the crazy girl. "YOU AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT!" As much as she wished to taunt her guild leader more, she had to find Wonton, who had escaped down the hall. Eventually, she found him butting his head into a closed door.
"What 'cha lookin' at, bud?" She chuckled at her own cruel joke. The Cannibal crawled onto her hands and knees, lowering her head as the pup crawled up, using her neck as a ramp onto her back. He sat comfortably, squirming in his place to get a good seat on her backpack.
Reaching a hand up to the door knob, she turned the handle and pulled open the door, to reveal a small room. It appeared to be some sort of closet. And just as it had been rather random that she had found it, the sporadic girl decided instantly that it would be her home. Closing Wonton into her bag, she closed herself into the closet, chuckling and making jokes with her limbs.
The empty four foot by four foot room was rather empty, save for a few cobwebs. Glancing around as a sliver of sunlight reached through cracks in the structure, she pondered. One good, comfy chair in there, and she'd be well on her way to five star living! "I like it, Wonton. Good find. Shut up lefty..."
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Jun 11, 2017 22:18:05 GMT -5
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Post by papilion on Jun 11, 2017 22:18:05 GMT -5
'cause tonight's the night
the world begins again Between Carlo and Drakka, Naomi was able to get a good idea of what happened when they met each other. She couldn't help but laugh as the younger girl explained how the two of them nearly got blown up during the fight. Even if they were throwing barbs at each other, she could easily observe that they did see each other as good friends. "Funny, the same thing happened to me when he blew up the ship we were supposed to protect." Seeing the plate of sandwiches that Carlo set down, she picked one up. "I also nearly got blown up when I tried to save him. Keeping an eye on him is such hard work, isn't it?" She threw a teasing smirk at his direction as she spoke to Drakka. After a moment, she took a bite from the sandwich. "Hm...this is really good." She didn't think eating anything in this world affected the way her body looked. The food and her body weren't real after all. It felt odd to be able to eat and drink anything she wanted without worrying about her calorie intake. "Are you going to become our resident cook? Cause I can get used to this."She couldn't help but glance up now, in the direction of the second floor where Akeno and her wolf were. "So exactly how many rooms are here? And who's sleeping where?"kingrex drakka akeno
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Jun 12, 2017 16:55:05 GMT -5
Post by kingrex on Jun 12, 2017 16:55:05 GMT -5
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| The soldier was quick to bite the corner of his tongue when Akeno fired back with her usual crap, if it was anyone who was either going to end up dead or being kicked from the guild, it was that fucking nut case. He just hoped maybe one day she'd have some kind of solid knock to the head to put her back in her right mind.
Even though it was a joke, Rex still flinched when Papi joked about the ship crashing incident, he still felt rather stubborn about losing that one. With a sigh he found his bottle of questionable beer and went back to the living room, “..You two talk'n shit?” Carlo teased with a breathing laugh before taking a seat on the couch with whatever room was left.
He'd sink back into the soft cushions behind him with a quick drink of his beverage, holding it between his legs as he flicked a look on Naomi, “What, you're not good at cooking?” The man toyed, flicking a look on his sandwiches, “...I just figured I better feed the kid here, you know how those teenagers get...damn well starve before they'll feed themselves.” He'd give a toothy grin towards the wolf-girl before looking back towards Naomi...
“...I hadn't really thought about it. There's a master's down here, and two bedrooms upstairs.” Rex answered before slumping his head again for the cushion behind it, “Not like I give a shit, everyone can sleep where they want...As long as they don't make a mess.” He shrugged with the proposal, figuring it couldn't be that big of an issue.
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Jun 13, 2017 5:11:53 GMT -5
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Post by raynauld on Jun 13, 2017 5:11:53 GMT -5
"Why do you always work on that thing, dad?"
"Hey now, son, quit giving your dad a hard time. This could be yours one day."
"Our pastor said bikes like that are harbingers of sinners like those gangs on television."
"Jeez, you really took to the old man's speeches, didn't you? Well, you'll get it one day."It could be heard long before it was seen - a jet-red hoverbike tore through the streets of Izanami at quick speeds and drifted past a corner so tightly the rider nearly lost his knee to the road. Rex had been talking about this precious home for a while now, and with all outstanding tasks done that didn't involve someone else for a change, Raynauld decided that he could be bothered to visit the guild again. At least the stereo system let him focus on anything that wasn't his more recent adventures. Some people... Raynauld eased up on the gas around the time he began approaching the area where their little hovel was located, finally slowing down to a neat fifteen miles an hour as it came into view. He didn't see a garage - not a surprise there, considering that Izanami was a very traditional town. Raynauld parked at the front, near to the porch, and turned the ignition off, taking the key with him and removing his helmet - oh man, that sun was bright. Maybe the shade visor wasn't a good idea. Regardless, he walked into the building, in his Darkroot Disciple attire - guild armor before the guild had their armor. Nice. Without acknowledging anyone, he produced some kind of frame from his inventory and placed it on the opposite wall, right above the couch - a needlepoint that read "Bless This House". Clearly someone had to. "So, what have you all broken in here so far?" kingrex drakka papilion akeno
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Jun 13, 2017 13:41:50 GMT -5
Post by drakka on Jun 13, 2017 13:41:50 GMT -5
Drakka smiled ghastly, " Tell me about it, I'm gonna be the reason the bastard even gets out of this God forsaken place!" She half insulted, half bragged as she snatched up more of the sandwiches, clearly hoarding alot of them like it was going to be the last thing she ate. Mouth full, she simply snorted as Rex started talking shit about herself, or rather, what she was. She wasn't sure whether that was better or worse, but she chose to believe it was better. At least he wasn't yelling like he was going to kill her, not like Akeno and the wolf pup, who she could hear galloping around like animals. I thought soldiers just ate rations....or whatever their called." She mumbled at Papilion and Rex's banter, tilting her head slightly and looking genuinely curious for a second. She also thought most girls were supposed to be the resident cook, at least that's what her mom told her...she couldn't cook of course, but that was...circumstances... In regards to sleeping, Drakka was generally ok with anything and made this clear with a shrug, " Mm...I could sleep here if it comes down to it....And then the last Devil decided to join in. Drakka coughed out a muffled laugh at the frame he put up, "Bless this House" in the Darkroot Devils home! What was it going to protect them from that they couldn't just beat up!? She didn't say anything more about it though, and just answered his actual question, " Nothing yet, though Akeno's getting started on it." kingrex akeno raynauld papilion
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Jun 13, 2017 23:59:43 GMT -5
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Post by akeno on Jun 13, 2017 23:59:43 GMT -5
Either sensing a disturbance in the force, or just hearing the entrance of a new voice step into the premises, The Cannibal's ears seemed to perk up. Squinting her eyes, she tried to do a bit of detective work to determine the newest voice. Though, eavesdropping from a closet on the upstairs was seriously not going to cut it. And with a mind like hers, she thoughts would have soon shifted to eating anyways.
"C'mon, Wonton, back in the bag." Akeno shrugged her pack off of her shoulders, setting it down and holding it's flap open. This allowed the blind wolfling to, in following her voice, meander his way into the bag. He soon faded into the void-pouch that was 'inventory'. Swinging open her closet door with a thud, The Cannibal came barreling down the stairs, her bare feet slapping against the wooden flooring.
"Hey!" In a stereotypical 'screeching to a halt' manner, The Cannibal stopped herself half way down the stairs. She pointed a finger in an accusing way towards her armored friend, as if a reference to Phoenix Wright in her pose. Her face held a brief, serious disposition. "Hey. How ya going?" Dropping the rigid, asserting stance, Akeno let her shoulders drop down, allowing her hand to wave at the crusader.
"Ooooo... Where'd you get that --" Observing his cool ass guild armor, The Cannibal quickly stopped herself, biting her lip before she said something stupid. As an embarrassed smile crept across her face, Akeno looked around to hopefully realize no one had caught on to the question she was about to ask. "I MEAN... I'LL GO PUT ON MINE!" And just like that, Akeno scampered her way back up the stairs.
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Jun 14, 2017 8:21:58 GMT -5
Post by papilion on Jun 14, 2017 8:21:58 GMT -5
'cause tonight's the night
the world begins again Naomi chuckled along with Drakka as she thought about that claim to get Carlo out. "Looks like I won't have to worry about him too much then, since he's got you looking out for him too."As Carlo sat down on the couch, she scooted a bit so he could have some space, then began moving back to lean against him as she continued eating her sandwich. "No, I can cook. But since you already started you might as well keep doing it," she said after swallowing her recent bite and grinning up at him. "Also, we don't starve in the game remember? This is all just...virtual." She waved the half-eaten sandwich around as she said this for emphasis. When Drakka offered to sleep on the couch, Naomi frowned and shook her head. "You don't need to do that. There's three rooms right? You can have one, Akeno can have one, and...well we could share one." She glanced at Carlo with a questioning gaze. While they haven't exactly gotten to that stage where they were used to sharing a room, they did sleep together that first night. Not wanting to seem expectant, she added a shrug. "If you want to that is."A familiar knight appeared at that moment, strolling in casually without even any sort of greeting, to place something on the wall. Watching him walk and fiddle with a frame, Naomi muttered, "Well I guess this means two others have to share a room."Naomi glanced around to look at it, furrowing her brows in confusion at the words, then turning back towards Raynauld. "Why hello to you too. Don't they teach knights manners and the code of chivalry or something?"She spared Akeno a brief glance as she came barreling down the stairs - without the wolf, thank god - greet Raynauld for a few seconds before running back up. Taking it in stride, she glanced at the rest of the group. "Is she always so...energetic?"kingrex drakka akeno raynauld
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